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grimdarksweetheart:

I didn’t grow up reading comic books. I didn’t have too much interest in them. It’s been kinda coincidental that I’ve made so many comic book films.

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the-time-goddess-of-221b:

underthirdstar:

sherlazarus:

bilesandthesourwolf:

cayya:

for you

dont even touch me

dONT TOUCH ME DONT EVEN LOOK AT ME

Love is a much more vicious motivator.

sTOP




ladydragon76:

theboywholikesfire:

I sorta did a thing.

a perfect thing.




bizzareandbeautiful:

This is my favorite thing on the internet.


kaalashnikov:

callmeoutis:

kaalashnikov:

ryleighisme:

kaalashnikov:

maybe I stopped having periods because my body finally accepted that my gender is robot and robots dont have periods

Maybe you’re pregnant

I’m an aromantic asexual who has never had sex

maybe you’ve been chosen as the vessel of the antichrist

the most likely explanation




weedjoke420:

one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared





blackbruise:

‘please do not expand the list by killing people.’



ruinedchildhood:

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