"You're the bee's knees, the cat's meow..."
© meliapond

jetgreguar:

terra-butt:

I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.

I TOLD HIM HE DIDNT HAVE TO HELP ME AND GOD BLESS HIS BEAUTIFUL SOUL.

this went from funny to adorable really fast

(Source: yungterra)

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themalkingjay:

me not shaving my legs has literally nothing to do with feminism and literally everything to do with me being lazy

(Source: devinnnc)

posted 4 hours ago with 164,081 notes
kingloptr:

#ew ew ew human ew ew ew (via bundtfuck)
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 Anonymous asked:
it sounds so fucking arrogant when you call yourself pretty like that lmao

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

unwinona:

kateordie:

divinedorothy:

But I am pretty look at me im so pretty it’s not arrogance when it’s literally just a fact im so pretty

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SO PRETTY!!!!! ME!!! IM PRETTY!!! IM A PRETTY PRETTY GIRL!!!! 

I like this.

If a man tells you you’re pretty, it’s supposed to be this amazing gift you cherish forever.

If you tell a man you’re pretty, you’re a horrible, shallow, awful person and it isn’t true.

she looks like marina and the diamonds omg

posted 4 hours ago with 132,953 notes

(Source: mockinrence)

posted 4 hours ago with 14,848 notes

Job interview tomorrow :D I hope they like me…

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laracroftsspouse:

I remember when I was a kid watching Digimon and saw Patamon do this

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I was like

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tic-tac-birthdayrac:

christmas-boners:

creepwalking:

tara-chambler:

moshingice:

Every guy wants to fuck a girl in thigh highs and garters: fact

Most girls want to fuck girls in thigh highs and garters

Some want to fuck guys in thigh highs and garters

everyone wants to fuck everyone in thigh highs and garters

some people dont want to fuck anyone but they still appreciate the aesthetics of someone in thigh highs and garters

 Anonymous asked:
Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|

fishingboatproceeds:

"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

posted 5 hours ago with 30,940 notes